written:
24 November 2003
When in Botswana it is important you take note of a litle bit of advice from your old pal uncle itumeleng.
DON'TS
don't go fishing in the bull and bush or Gaborone sun or any other ex-patriot hang out.
Don't accept a proposal from a fish that jumps into your boat.
Don't listen to sob stories about money owed, sick relatives etc.
DOES
Do ask out fish that are working eg at the bank in kentucky fried chicken etc
Do compliment fish for being very tasty
Do date your fish to somewhere other than a bar.
Rating: 4/4
Details: Gaborone
Nightlife by itumeleng, who lived here (November 2003)